« tornado shelter | Main | buckle up »

drama

I received these emails from Brian reporting on Denver today while I was in Chicago:

11:15am
We have some excitement over here, The lady in #46 has been missing since 7am.   I just spent the last 30 minutes on a 4 wheeler driving the sandy paths looking for her.  Didn't find anything...the sheriff is on the way to take a report.
Will keep you posted.

11:20am
Well the mystery is over...I guess she walked into Strasburg got tired and was resting in a local business.   The owner just drove her back to the campground.
So she is fine.

July 20, 2005 by in colorado | | permalink

Comments

This evening, after reading the latest blog entry, I was taken to write my first ever top-ten list! And, I'd like to share it with you all...

Top 10 things to be Thankful for:

10. Great friends like Leigh and Brian who put up with (and pretend to be amused by, god bless 'em) my long pathetic posts.
9. All my poker buddies who religiously read this blog and are now correctly thinking that there must be something seriously wrong with me.
8. The gift of knowing when a comedy routine is going absolutely nowhere and nipping it in the bud, for Christ Sake! (ok, ok, it's almost over...)
#'s 7. thru 2. Big Gulp Cola Slurpees ('cause they're so darn refreshing on a steamy hot day, don't ya think?!)
AND the #1. thing I'm thankful for is: my decision this evening NOT to be FAT any more! Yes, it's true! For some reason, reading the story about the lady in #46 who strayed and couldn't be found for hours was the catalyst I've been desperately seeking for years to finally get me motivated to trim down! (If anyone can figure that one out, please e-mail me!) As for the rest of you who really don't give a shit whether or not I lose weight, you can all kiss my flabby alabaster ass!! And, finally, to those of you who truly cannot believe what a self-indulgent pompous a-hole I am, I have just one question for you... "would you like to be my new best friend... huh, wouldja?!"

Posted by: jeff brivic | July 21, 2005 02:14 AM

I think it's a crime that Jeff doesn't have his own blog.

Posted by: Ron Berney | July 21, 2005 11:50 PM

I swear, Ronny, you're toying with a volatile and desperate man! I have a good mind to go out right now and rent the first Kevin Costner movie I can find, buy a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a dozen Winchell's Donuts and cry myself a river when he finally decides it was Susan Sarandon all along that he REALLY loved!!

Posted by: jeff brivic | July 22, 2005 02:34 AM

I think I get the logic connection between this post and your resolution, Jeff.

If you are to ever go missing, you want to be attractive enough for someone to give a shit.

Am I close?

Posted by: Ron M | July 22, 2005 02:40 PM

BINGO, Ron Milbauer!! Are we best friends yet?

Posted by: jeff brivic | July 22, 2005 08:22 PM

Jeff...your last name sounds vaguely familiar.

Posted by: Allen Brivic | February 27, 2006 11:37 PM

allen, who are you? are you related to arthur in any way?

Posted by: jeff brivic | February 28, 2006 02:17 PM

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)